This is what happens when...

....you are eating chips and guacamole, then your phone rings and it is an important phone call so you just HAVE to answer it even though you would rather just have a little snack...then your 15 month old starts screaming and pointing at the quacamole and you REALLY need her to be quiet.  So you give it to her because of course, it works when she shoves fistfuls of it into her mouth...(nevermind the need for chips when you can just use your hands)...then she rubs it on her pant leg and starts slapping her leg and quacamole splatters EVERYWHERE...you try to teach your 15-month old to eat chips and quacamole.